My predictions may seem strange; this is because they are the direct images and happenings of my dreams and my interpretation of them; also it is because I eat a lot of ham before I go to sleep. I know that I will never be 100% correct in my predictions due to the difficulty in interpreting dreams as well as the changing influences of how old the ham is, but I’m sure you will find many amazing and startling insights. – Christopher St. Christopher
1: A house blows up in the middle of a manure auction. Four dolphins come to the rescue of an elderly Mexican man.
2: A bag that contains 30 lbs. of uncooked bacon elopes with a balloon full of semen and rice. They both get jobs at a Waffle House and have a baby which they name “Nelson.”
3: A woman wearing a Wizard of Oz scarf is elected President of Waterworld. She is overthrown in a coup by a man in hot pink leather pants.
4: Clouds attack Poland but are defeated by a can of Chef Boyardee Ravioli.
1: A group of Meth addicts will save the life of a young boy, they will eventually become international heroes.
2: It will be revealed that a secret meeting has taken place in Canada between two of the world’s most populated countries. These two countries will ban warfare between each other.
3: During the Oscars dozens of Hollywood superstars will reveal they are homosexual.
4: Michael Jackson’s children will be involved with releasing their first music album. It will be very unpopular with critics but will become one of the greatest selling albums in history.
About Christopher St. Christopher:
Christopher St. Christopher was born in Lincoln, Michigan. He attended Oakland University where he received his Bachelor’s Degree in Psychology. After 10 years of professional counseling he returned to North Michigan Eastern State University in Detroit and graduated with a Master’s Degree in Psycho-Neurology.
Due to the unconventional nature of his predictive writings he has been voted “Worst Psychic Ever” by numerous organizations over the past 20 years. Christopher has appeared on various television and radio shows and has acted as a consultant on such programs as “The Psychic Law,” “Psychic People’s Court,” “Paranormal Adventure World,” “Most Haunted Places in the Universe,” and “Kelly and Company.”
Recognized throughout the world for his startling predictions Christopher has been sought out by numerous Fortune 5,000 companies to determine future financial policies and has worked as a consultant to various world government agencies, it is for this reason that much of Christopher’s life is shrouded in secrecy.
He currently resides in Detroit, Michigan. His facebook page is http://www.facebook.com/CStChristopher